Used in a sentence: "In a world in which our guard has been lowered thanks to publications like The Onion, I had to look twice to make sure that recent news stories were really really real, as they seem to be, instead, some version of news ripped from graphic novels."
To whit (exhibit A): I can only assume that Putin has a lot of time on his hands what with Mrs. Putin being done with him, and that he's marathon bingeing on The Walking Dead, as he warned the West about arming Syrian rebels who eat flesh (which I thought only happened on Florida highway exit ramps and only when bath salts were involved) ...
To whit (exhibit B): In Albany just today, KKK members were arrested for plans to have a ray gun that would shoot lethal doses of radiation at folks they didn't like (and, as KKK members, that list was long and dark) ...
I know these things happen in threes, so something else is coming -- maybe a tycoon announces plans for world wide domination tomorrow (and, go with me here, but there are now 13 winners of some version of Apprentice/Celebrity Apprentice -- which may or may not have been referenced in Revelations as having to do with the Antichrist and the end times ...).
UMMM ... TO THE WINNER GO THE INTESTINES? (they need better spoils of war, eh?):
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2013/06/16/uk-syria-crisis-idUKBRE95F0ER20130616
A RAY GUN ... TO RADIATE PEOPLE ... FOR REALS!:
http://www.news10.com/category/118110/news
THE LAST TIME RAY GUNS WERE IN THE NEWS ACCORDING TO THE GOOGLE:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1135179/Armed-police-arrest-man-playfully-pointing-toy-ray-gun-baby.html
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