Used in a sentence: "Courtesy of the wrapper of the bag of m&ms that were just picked up at the store, it appears that Black is the new Brown/Yellow/Green/Red/Orange/Blue."
Consider yourself on notice -- if you open up a bag and find all black chocolate candies, it is NOT a factor of them having spoiled, it is NOT a sign that they were accidentally dipped in tar or soot at the warehouse and it is NOT an artistic statement of some kind. Instead, it would mean that you just won $100,000 (although I'm thinking a lawsuit for emotional distress about finding a bag full of candies-of-an-unexpected-m&m-color might net you more should you have lawyerly friends).
Just sayin' ...
INCLUDES COLORS REPRESENTED IN A BAR GRAPH FOR HISTORICAL REFERENCE:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%26M's#Color_changes_in_chocolate_M.26M.27s
INCLUDES A GRAPH OF RANDOMNESS OF COLOR DISTRIBUTION IN BAGS:
http://www.dangermanslair.com/blog?cat=16&id=38
INCLUDES RULES FOR HOW TO CLAIM YOUR $100,000:
http://www.mms.com/us/blackm/
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