... testicles (shake fist violently in the air). Am I right, guys?
Look -- I understand the role that they play biologically, but shouldn't something that sensitive occupy a safer place in the body? [Of course, if that were the case, that would cause a good percentage of youtube/funniest home videos classics to disappear.]
It's just that I have had too many a good nap ruined by "rutching" around the wrong way, only to have those delicate pieces twist the wrong way ("rutching" -- that's my PA Dutch-adjacent upbringing coming out -- and, being an onomonopiac word better said out loud than spelled, I'm not surprised to have found multiple ways to spell it on the interwebs).
I'm not that upset that I'm going to go get eunuch-ized, but sheesh ... they sure could cooperate a little bit more than they do!
RUTCHING, RUTSCHING, ROOTSHING -- PLUS MORE FUN PA DUTCH WORDS:
http://voices.yahoo.com/pennsylvania-dutch-words-phrases-4999796.html
PROVING, YET AGAIN, THAT YOU CAN FIND ANYTHING ON THE INTERWEBS:
http://listverse.com/2012/11/09/top-10-famous-eunuchs/
AS A COUNTER TO MY POST ... SOME SERIOUS TESTICLE TALK:
http://www.cancer.ie/cancer-information/testicular-cancer/how-to-check-your-testicles
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