They've been there for about 15-20 years since having been given to me by Erik S. But between the fact that I learned on Doomsday Preppers that the shelf life should only be three years (again, I enjoy that show more and more in its second season now that it's embraced its fully mocking tone) ... and the fact that 12.21.12 has come and gone (although the Russian meteor and the papal abdication [side note -- papal abdication sounds like a reason to rush to the doctor after a sexual adventure goes awry {side note to the side note -- I get a distinct perverse pleasure out of combining the phrases "papal abdication" and "sexual adventure" in the same run-on sentence}] make me think that end of times is still possible) ... maybe I should replace them.
Beef Stew, Spaghetti with Meat and Sauce and both Cherry and Maple Nut Cake that this Human Nut Cake won't be able to keep around any more ... you in your fancy astronaut-y packets will be missed!
TURNS OUT THAT THE INFORMATION WAS ON THE INTERWEBS ALL ALONG:
http://www.mreinfo.com/us/mre/mre-shelf-life.html
A PLETHORA OF PARANOIA FOR YOUR PLEASURE:
http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/national-geographic-channel/shows/doomsday-preppers
MALACHY'S PROPHECIES -- THE NEW END OF WORLD COUNTDOWN CLOCK:
http://www.bibleprobe.com/last10popes.htm
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