BAD NEWS -- (well, for me anyway): the boy who lives downstairs has gotten himself a lady friend.
WORSE NEWS -- (now you'll see why it's bad news for me): since the walls, floors and ceilings are so thin in this old city apartment, he thought it best to blast his stereo while they were having relations (which is how I know he has a lady friend, as he would have needed to adjust the "blast" a few more ticks if his intent was really to mask the sounds).
WORST NEWS -- (well, for her anyway): the carnal coupling only lasted the length of two songs.
And this has been ... another edition of The Superlative News -- good night, better luck and best wishes!
AH ... FUN WITH COMPARATIVES AND SUPERLATIVES:
http://www.easyenglish.com/lesson.asp?best.txt
UM ... TAKE A LOOK AT # 20:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2012/10/24/spotify-music-to-have-sex-to/1652773/
OH ... SOMEONE ELSE HAS DEALT WITH THIS AND BLOGGED ABOUT IT:
http://aaroncsimon.com/2011/11/29/so-you-can-hear-your-neighbor-having-sex/
No comments:
Post a Comment