October 7, 2012

Bonus Post: Thing 75

100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->

Thing 75:

File this under "I was going to try to wait and outlive you and urinate on your grave" (hey -- it's not all sunshine and light when the world is ending) ... but if it all does go away in 75 days as the Mayans predicted, then we'll both go at the same time, so I guess I'll have to say this now:  You are artifice exemplified, superficiality magnified and narcissism exponentialized.  Basically -- all pomp and no circumstance.  You know that predilection you had for looking at yourself in every reflective surface you passed that we all thought were just ever so brief meetings of the mutual admiration society? Somewhat sadly, I now suspect that you were really desperately hoping for some fleeting glimpse of the soul that you lost.  And to channel Carly ... "you probably think this post is about you ... don't you ... don't you ... "

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