Used in a sentence: "Since I left my favorite Guinness flip-flops at that hotel in Indy earlier this summer, I've been forced to wear my other pair of summer footware at the beach -- a pair that always rubs me raw at the same spot on my feet -- giving me a Summer Sandal Stigmata if you will."
I have two asks of you ... first -- if you or someone you know is a foot fetishist, please leave this pic alone (yes, it's my actual feet, callous and toe knuckle hair and all) and don't share it or post or use it for the act of self-pleasure UNLESS you want to pay me and then ... hit me up ... 'cause Daddy needs a new pair of flip-flops.
Second -- I am not Catholic and so I mean no offense by implying that someone as lowly as me might have stigmata. Please don't sic the pope on me -- or his shady butler -- or anyone that they still keep around the Vatican that still practices the dark arts of the Inquisition. [Ain't organized religion grand!]
I SO ENJOY THE FACT THAT THIS SOURCE IS THE CATHOLIC ENCYLCOPEDIA:
http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/14294b.htm
I SO ENJOY THE FACT THAT THE WASH U STUDENT LIFE NEWS LINK IS CALLED STUDLIFE:
http://www.studlife.com/scene/2009/11/04/foot-fetishes-fun-or-freaky/
I SO ENJOY THE FACT THAT THE VATICAN HAS "SECRET" DOCUMENTS FOR LEAKING:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/story/2012-05-26/vatican-scandal-pope-butler/55217756/1
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