Welcome Condie Rice (and that other lady whom I don't know -- sorry?) to Augusta!
Welcome Augusta to the 20th century (and we'll just ignore the fact that everyone else is in the 21st century -- everyone except Westboro and other bastions of discrimination that are still all too prevalent)!
Welcome Hootie to the sharp end of that famous bayonet-that-you-swore-you'd-still-wouldn't-admit-women-even-if-you-were-being-poked-by-it (and, upon reflection, since Hootie's go-to weapon of duress was a bayonet -- a weapon last heavily used when? WWI?? -- is it really any surprise that he was so old-fashioned in his thinking)!
One last request -- may I make a suggestion for your third female member? How does Elin Nordegren, member of Augusta sound?
Days of discrimination down there in Georgia, you will not be missed.
DARLA MOORE -- SHE'S BIG DOWN SOUTH!
http://www.knowitall.org/legacy/laureates/DarlaMoore.html
A HISTORY OF HOOTIE's FAVORITE WEAPON:
http://www.infantry-weapons.org/docs/Bayonet_History.pdf
TODAY's HISTORIC DECISION:
http://espn.go.com/golf/story/_/id/8284599/augusta-national-admits-condoleezza-rice-darla-moore-first-two-female-members
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