To be clear, they aren't GONE per se -- just GONE from public view. Or from my public view, I guess, since this is the first summer in a long time without any updates (and it took me this many months to wipe out the memory of that horrific RV trip where, at the time, I would have been fine with both of them driving over the edge of the Grand Canyon Thelma and Louise style).
And to be even more clear (or, clearer, I guess, right?) -- it's the kids I'm missing more than the adults. I'm sure Kate and her changing haircuts will find a way to get in the news (that seems her shtick), and I could do without any updates about Jon (and I apologize in advance if this offends anyone, but in my opinion, there's a very small window of time in which one can wear an Ed Hardy tee-shirt without it subtextually saying "Hi, I'm a douche").
But we did get to watch those kids grow up -- and I want to know what happened to the bratty older one who clearly did not process the divorce properly and the little one who was clearly a pre-gay (not that there's anything wrong with that -- and come on -- you know you thought it -- I'm just typing it). Putting snark aside, I do feel that we got to watch them grow into their personalities, and so there's a natural curiosity to see them before they break into their individual rebellious tabloid years.
Perhaps I'll drive by the house when I'm back in Leb'non/Berks County one week from tonight and hang out with the paparazzi, and then, Gosselin kids, you won't be missed by me any more.
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