This image that was captured yesterday in Wrigleyville by me on Wilton just past the alley that leads to the red line north of Addison. And since my working life rotates around the standardized test, I present what this picture might represent in multiple choice format.
This is ...
A) ... proof that I can no longer afford this neighborhood as bling clearly now grows on trees.
B) ... what's left the morning after a scenario involving a really drunk girl getting into a fight and asking whatever was nearby to hold her earrings.
C) ... a tribute to some drunk girl who died at the base of this tree (like those crosses all along the interstates). [Insert Debbie Downer {wah -wah} noise here.]
D) ... evidence needed by the police for some crime that I can't even begin to fathom (hey coppers -- call me!)
WELL IT LOOKS PRETTIER THAN THIS DOES:
http://www.denverpost.com/grow/ci_6203866
URBAN DICTIONARY THINKS THAT SHANIQUA THAT DID IT:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shaniqua
OH NO ... SOMETHING DID HAPPEN ON THE SIDEWALK ON APRIL 9TH!:
http://chicago.everyblock.com/locations/neighborhoods/wrigleyville/?only=crime
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