Random Thought for Thursday 5/26/11

Recipe for a truly random thought. To long stretches of flat Ohio turnpike roads, add cruise control. Result ...

Now that suicide bombers are adding females to their ranks, I wonder if their reward is also 72 virgins in heaven. Because I would think that 72 young men trying to fumble their way around would seem much more like a punishment.

MIGHT THE MIGHTY TURNPIKE BE PRIVATIZED IN OHIO?:

http://www.tribtoday.com/page/content.detail/id/556003/Pick-lesser-of-two-evils-for-turnpike.html?nav=5007

TURNS OUT THE ANSWER IS ... "THEIR HUSBANDS":

http://www.slate.com/id/2160963/

CRUISE CONTROL URBAN LEGENDS:

http://www.snopes.com/autos/techno/cruise.asp