Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
Used in a sentence: "What I thought at first was a typo of some kind in one of my three TV Guides* turned out to be a cult phenomenon, and apparently one of the worst movies of all time -- so since it's the holidays, 'Don't miss this opportunity to view a seasonal classic that proves red and green ARE the colors of Christmas -- catch Santa Claus Conquers the Martians the next time it airs.'"
*Don't judge. We all have our addictions. I need the official TV Guide to plot my prime time viewing, the Sunday paper TV Guide to layer in local channels, PBS and non-prime time choices, and the TV section of Entertainment Weekly so that I can be appropriately influenced by critics. I've actually managed to cut back a little since TimeOut stopped printing its hipster selections in the weekly city cultural periodical. I don't have a problem. You have a problem.
SEE THE LIVE THEATRICAL VERSION IN FULLERTON CA EACH YEAR:
http://www.mavericktheater.com/html/sccm_10.html
MARTIANS KIDNAP SANTA BECAUSE THERE IS NO ONE ON MARS TO GIVE PRESENTS:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058548/
TVGUIDE.COM SHOWS YOU WHERE YOU CAN WATCH THIS GEM NOW:
http://movies.tvguide.com/santa-claus-conquers-martians/116767
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