Ok. I get it. We're a young team. Next year, we'll be unstoppable. This year, there's still a lot of work to do. As they say, a journey of a thousand miles starts with just a single step. So I have three suggestions to start us off toward success :
1) Please do more than just score field goals. We love you Colin Wagner and we think you're swell, but we're going to need to increase our point total by more than just three at a time.
2) Please throw the ball to our own guys. I'm nowhere near to being a fanatic and yet I can grasp that basic concept.
3) Please give the ball to Evan "do I look fat in these pads?" Royster. If this season is really going to slip away from us, let's at least celebrate his record for passing Curt Warner (that's Curt with a 'c' and not a 'k' for you casual observers -- he who just sold his car dealership in Vancouver) on those stairs they always show.
See you on the other side!
KICKER BUSTED FOR DRINKING, AND MOCKED FOR DRINKING MANGO RUM:
http://deadspin.com/5513450/penn-state-kicker-drinks-like-a-sorority-girl
"EVAN ROYSTER, HE's A LITTLE HEAVY":
http://blog.pennlive.com/patriotnewssports/2010/09/penn_states_evan_royster_adjus.html
CURT WARNER CAR DEALERSHIP NOW BELONGS TO ALAN WEBB (the runner?):
http://www.columbian.com/news/2010/aug/27/vancouver-chevrolet-franchise-sold-warner-scores-d/
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