April 11, 2010

Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 4/11/10

What Chicago is talking about this week:

Life imitates art in local Woodstock, IL. For fans of AMC's Breaking Bad, (and if you aren't watching, you should immediately catch up on the first two seasons and jump in to season 3, airing now, to see why Bryan Cranston deserves his Emmys), seeing in the news that a couple was pulled over at a traffic stop in their Impala and that it turned out to be a rolling "meth" lab should sound eerily familiar. Of course, an Impala's not quite a Winnebago, but it's worth stating that if anyone spots a tortoise in the distance moseying toward them with an explosive noggin taped to its back -- RUN AWAY FROM THE TURTLE (to reference a show-stopping scene from season two)!

Anyway -- back to the article -- they say that it was a random traffic stop, but when the truth all comes out, can it please please have been because they were speed-ing! [Check the second link below for Meth slang, and then consistent with my soapbox from yesterday, join me in marveling how creativity seems to be the most wasted resource in our society today!]

NEWS STORY: http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/04/hazardous-materials-response-called-in-woodstock.html

METH SLANG: http://www.methhelponline.com/meth-slang.htm

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