Used in a sentence: "Contrary to what you might think, the Zion curtain is NOT a proposal to address the mess that is the middle east NOR is it a decoration tip for the almost completed holiday season but it IS what you can expect in restaurants in Utah that opened after 2012 -- a minimum seven foot wall shielding innocent eyes from the mixing of alcohol into drinks."
If you're a regular reader, you already know I have a one person crusade against the privacy shields at my local Publix, ostensibly hiding boobie cleavage from young ones (young ones who then go slaughter avatars of each other in their video games ... but I digress), so you can only imagine the frustration I feel at this little legislative gem.
Of course, I know, I know ... religion rules in Utah, and the church/state separation in other parts of the country is nigh unto non-existent there. But if the geniuses behind 'South Park' proved nothing, it's that it's socially acceptable to mock a Mormon every now and again (see also: "president"-elect Trump meeting Romney early in his transition). To that end, it's time to tell folks to stop getting their temple undergarments in a twist, and that real life has to be lived in front of, not behind, the Zion curtain.
Count me among those who say, "Utah legislators, tear down that Zion wall ... I mean curtain!"
COULD IT BE THE NEXT POPULAR PROTESTABLE TREND:
http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-utah-zion-curtain-20161111-story.html
MORE ALCOHOL FUN IN UTAH (THAT WOULD MAKE A QUAKER FROM PA UPSET):
http://philadelphiafreepress.com/behind-the-zion-curtain-here-are-utah-liquor-laws-that-would-even-drive-p5666-1.htm
UTAH ISN'T ALONE WHEN IT COMES TO LAUGHABLE LIQUOR LAWS:
http://time.com/money/4048973/states-with-crazy-alcohol-liquor-laws/
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