December 14, 2016

Random Wordplay for Wednesday 12/14/16

Madder than a mosquito in a mannequin factory.

Used in a sentence:  "As overheard in a recent reality competition show, and as apparently attributed to a certain cable company employee named 'Larry', and as corrected by me with regards to the proper then/than choice in the image of the phrase I found on the google, and as applicable to any situation of perturbation in which you find yourself nowadays, please feel free to announce that you are 'madder than a mosquito in a mannequin factory' to whomever about whatever."

Because, once you think about it, that mosquito would be pretty darn mad ... and there's a lot of things in the world today that can get you to advance to *that* particular level.

Wet hens, step aside.  There's a new anger metaphor in town.

CREDITING THE SOURCE:
http://larrythecableguyjokes.blogspot.com/2012/06/larry-cable-guy-jokes_24.html

MORE SAYINGS YOU NEED TO START SAYING NOW!:
https://wanderwisdom.com/travel-destinations/Funny-Southern-Sayings-and-Southern-Expressions

LIKE GRIEF, ANGER HAS STAGES:
http://thoughtcatalog.com/kirsten-chen/2012/07/explaining-the-stages-of-anger/




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