How to Prepare for a Trump "Presidency": A Twelve Part Primer (Part 11)

REMINDER

No fear.  Concrete plans with action steps so individuals can focus.  Specific items to help you best be prepared for life post 1.20.17.  Action verbs and goals ... also known as ... a twelve part primer on how to prepare for a Trump "Presidency".

Already shared ...

PART ONE:  Learn how to scale a wall

PART TWO:  Subscribe to 'The Crusader'
PART THREE:  Max out your credit cards (quickly)

PART FOUR:  Find the nearest fallout shelter

PART FIVE:  Renovate your closet

PART SIX:  Study French AND Russian (for slightly different reasons)

PART SEVEN:  Study Nixon

PART EIGHT:  Start an office pool

PART NINE:  Get a gun

PART TEN:  Get male

And tonight ...

PART ELEVEN:  Get a female cup

It's just a preventative measure.

But if we've learned nothing else, we've learned that what we all went through empowered and emboldened some of the folks that we *thought* were on the fringe but were really living and working and interacting with us every day.

As such, if you are female, there is an increased chance that someone will try and grab your genitalia to emulate our "President".

So get a female cup to protect yourself.

Note ... if you've been following along, then you've already processed part nine of this primer.  With that gun that you should have gotten by now, please know that you are more than welcome to use it to shoot the testicles off of anyone who does attempt such a maneuver.

'Cause, after all, it works with boy dogs to keep them in check and to reduce their aggressiveness -- so I'm sure it works with "dogs" of another kind.

COMING TOMORROW ... PART TWELVE:  Get white

ACTION STEP:  PROTECT YOURSELF:

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