REMINDER
No fear. Concrete plans with action steps so individuals can focus. Specific items to help you best be prepared for life post 1.20.17. Action verbs and goals ... also known as ... a twelve part primer on how to prepare for a Trump "Presidency".
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PART ONE: Learn how to scale a wall
PART TWO: Subscribe to 'The Crusader'
PART THREE: Max out your credit cards (quickly)
PART THREE: Max out your credit cards (quickly)
PART FOUR: Find the nearest fallout shelter
PART FIVE: Renovate your closet
PART SIX: Study French AND Russian (for slightly different reasons)
PART SEVEN: Study Nixon
PART EIGHT: Start an office pool
PART NINE: Get a gun
And tonight ...
PART TEN: Get male
The truth is that the easiest way to prepare for a Trump "Presidency" is to get male, as quickly as possible.
Of course, I do realize that it's not exactly possible to go out and become the male gender with only eight weeks before inauguration.
Although, come to think of it, trans is on trend currently -- but then there are issues with eliminating waste publicly and such that are much more involved for this little primer. And, just to show you how hypocritical this all is, if you are female going to male, you'll probably still be okay (it's just the male to female that are the bathroom predators, according to certain "logic").
If we've learned nothing else from the transition team news to date, the country is about to be overrun by those with the XY chromosome combo. Spoiler alert: they are going to make Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau circa the 'Grumpy Old Men' movie era look like goodwill ambassadors.
Curmudgeons, not Charles, are about to be in charge (and actually Scott Baio IS going to be one of them maybe) ... and they're all gonna have penises. So if you don't have one, get one now and improve your chances for smooth sailing over the next few years (or months, if my other prediction holds true that this will be a partial-term "Presidency").
COMING TOMORROW ... PART ELEVEN: Get a female cup
ACTION STEP: LOOK AT ALL THE RAINING GRANDPAS:
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