REMINDER
No fear. Concrete plans with action steps so individuals can focus. Specific items to help you best be prepared for life post 1.20.17. Action verbs and goals ... also known as ... a twelve part primer on how to prepare for a Trump "Presidency".
Already shared ...
PART ONE: Learn how to scale a wall
PART TWO: Subscribe to 'The Crusader'
PART THREE: Max out your credit cards (quickly)
PART THREE: Max out your credit cards (quickly)
PART FOUR: Find the nearest fallout shelter
PART FIVE: Renovate your closet
PART SIX: Study French AND Russian (for slightly different reasons)
PART SEVEN: Study Nixon
PART EIGHT: Start an office pool
And tonight ...
PART NINE: Get a gun
This one's simple and requires little explanation.
Plus, if I use too many words with too many syllables, then I risk being called an elitist.
During the timeframe in which you are living in a "nation under Trump", you're going to need a gun. Because they are going to have one when they come for you.
You're going to have to be able to "stand your ground" (that's a Florida term for being able to shoot black people with just a verbal warning), and you're going to have to be armed.
Note: if you are experiencing mental issues, you may have to go to a gun show to get one. If you are a known felon, then you already know where to score your piece. If you are on the no-fly list, don't worry - you can go anywhere 'cause no one checks those names, as per certain politicians' wishes. If you live with a toddler, you're screwed, 'cause toddlers are *deadly* with those things -- just go ahead and update your will now.
Faster than Pence is going to get Hamilton closed down and replaced with the revival of "Annie Get Your Gun" with Sarah Palin in the lead, you need to be 'packing heat' in 2017.
COMING TOMORROW ... PART TEN: Get male
ACTION STEP: THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE ONE WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU SO ...:
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