I don't mean to go off on a rave here, but ...
... it's World Naked Gardening Day (held the first Saturday in May), so get out and enjoy nature au natural.
And now, here's an attempt to answer your questions in advance after you've seen the accompanying image:
1.) Trimming is not just for trees and shrubbery.
2.) Why yes that it is a big watering can (and yes, I'm also very happy to see you).
3.) No neighbors were harmed in the taking of this photo.
4.) Downloading and/or zooming on the photo makes YOU the pervert, not me.
5.) Please consider wearing sunblock -- EVERYWHERE -- should you participate in today's activities.
6.) Yes, I have been working out and no, I am not ashamed of my curves.
7.) I only found out about this activity courtesy of the Facebook, so I feel like they were encouraging me to post, so they best not block my photo.
8.) I recognize I may not be able to run for president after today. But then again, with this year's election cycle, maybe this will HELP me run for president some day.
9.) I can't wait to do this again in 2036 (Zuckerberg willing) for my "twenty years later" Facebook photo album.
10.) Just when you think I'm so darn predictable and I've nothing left to do to shock or surprise you ... I go and celebrate World Naked Gardening Day!
WARNING ... EUROPEAN-APPROVED PHOTOS AHEAD:
http://www.wngd.org/
JUST GIVING YOU OPTIONS OVER THERE IN FACEBOOK LAND:
https://www.facebook.com/help/189722821075378
WARNING: NSFW LANGUAGE AND IMAGES AHEAD:
http://www.dailydot.com/opinion/7-reasons-not-to-post-something-to-facebook/
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