March 2, 2016

Random Wordplay for Wednesday 3/2/16

As happy as Oprah eating bread.

Used in a sentence:  "I have updated my goals in life ... and now one of them is, at the end of the day, to be as happy as Oprah eating bread."

Surely by now you've heard her exclaim how tickled she is to be on weight-watchers but to be able to EAT BREAD.  EVERY.  DAY!  (all  caps and the exclamation point provided to match O's delivery).  After all, if one can introduce just a *slice* of that kind of joy into one's daily life, one would be pretty well off.

That's my wish for me ... and my hope for you ... may you live a life such that you can find exhilaration wherever and however you can ... such that you too can be as happy as Oprah eating bread.

A SLOWED DOWN VERSION OF THE ORIGINAL:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhFXQemxpWc

A SPOOFED VERSION OF THE ORIGINAL:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrqytXawWZU

WILL THIS NEW SAYING CRACK THIS LIST ONE DAY?:
http://www.examiner.com/article/southern-isms-50-of-the-funniest-southern-expressions-and-colloquialisms

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