How the best parts of the Sunday paper are, in order, the comics (or the funnies, depending on your age) AND the police log!
Sadly, the local paper in Florida doesn't list actual names like the local paper back home in central PA does ... but I still enjoy reading it for the lessons it teaches us.
For instance, know *this*: at 12:30am, in the middle of getting a lap dance, one should be very careful to clearly dialogue with the performer about what money in which pocket is to be part of the experience. (Although, truth be told, I think this whole thing sounds like a story made up to try to get out of trouble with the spouse the day after.) Should you ever bump into me at such an establishment, you'll find that I separate out my tips into different pockets ($3 in one for the regular, and a $5 in the back pocket for anyone special), because no one wants to "accidentally" give a $20 bill to the wrong performer. (Also note ... clearly when I'm around, it's going to "spritz" or "drizzle" and never "rain" up in "da club".)
If nothing else, let's all understand *this* ... stripper's kids need to have a Christmas too, one way or another! Consider yourself on notice.
HOW TO MAKE IT RAIN (COLLOQUIALLY):
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-It-Rain-Money
HOW TO MAKE IT RAIN (SCIENTIFICALLY):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1351437/Can-scientists-REALLY-make-rain-useless-shower.html
WHEN STRIPPERS ATTACK (LITERALLY)!:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/when-strippers-attack-vol-iii?page=1
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