1.) So if I know my math, this means the average sacks per game is now 3.333 and getting lower each week!
2.) It might be that I'm getting older (no, really?), or just that I'm still adjusting to what WAS life in the central time zone and IS now life in the eastern time zone ... but these night games just seem awfully late for college football.
3.) Hey announcermen ... feel free to retire this commentary gem, since you're not doing plumbing play by play: "he saw a crack in the backside ..."
4.) Hey announcermen ... we can see through your multiple attempts to be wordsmiths when discussing JOEY's heft ... don't you know it's more polite to love folks as they are, curves and all?
5.) Hey fill in Rutger's coach ... feel free to also retire this creepy statement: "my babies are ready ... they don't need daddy".
6.) Speaking of which, hey Coach Flood, did you not see the Golden Girls episode where the coach harasses Dorothy about the grade she gives the star player ... it doesn't work out well ... just sayin'.
7.) I wonder if Jerry Sandusky's prison uniform inspired the stripe-out? [What? Too soon? Or is it because prisoners don't wear stripes so much any more?]
8.) I do believe it's to be the year of the SAQUON (SAY-SAY?)!
9.) Please find and hire two more staff members to help QB coach Ricky Ronnie (spelled Rahne) ... named Bobby Mike and Johnny Ralph. [Note ... you either get this or you don't.]
In closing, thanks to honoree Ben Kline -- not just for your lip-syncing skills on display tonight singing "Have You Ever Seen the Rain", but more for your work with Uplifting Athletes ... and here's to next week's late afternoon game vs San Diego State, when hopefully it won't rain for the THIRD week in a row!
OH COACH FLOOD ... WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT GRAMMAR?:
http://www.nj.com/rutgersfootball/index.ssf/2015/09/kyle_flood_suspended_as_rutgers_coach.html
COULD IT BE THE YEAR OF THE SAQUON?:
http://www.pennlive.com/pennstatefootball/index.ssf/2015/09/penn_state-rutgers_halftime_an.html
CONGRATS TO BEN KLINE FOR ALL OF HIS GOOD DEEDS!:
http://www.upliftingathletes.org/ua-news/penn-state-chapter-president-ben-kline-named-2015
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