Used in a sentence: "PSA Alert ... time to get your breasteses squished ... as Mammopalooza is ending soon."
All things considered, though, even if you miss doing it during the official breast cancer awareness month, you should still plan to do so soon, since it's reported that "as mammography screening rates have increased, more cases of breast cancer have been found at earlier stages, when chances or survival are highest"*.
And maybe soon ... someone will come up with the Testicle Festival for us guys!
(Note 1: Don't look now ... but that already exists in Montana ... see link below. Note 2: all kidding aside ... men can also get breast cancer and should be informed ... in addition to self-checking the old sac every now and then.)
*http://ww5.komen.org/BreastCancer/Statistics.html#sthash.UpBVSKWo.dpuf
THE LOCAL CAMPAIGN:
http://www.browardhealth.org/mammo
OOPS ... THE TESTICLE FESTIVAL *ALREADY* EXISTS:
http://testyfesty.com/
WHICH, OF COURSE, LEADS ME HERE ON THE INTERNET:
http://modernfarmer.com/2013/11/tasty-testes/
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