Random Thought for Thursday 10/2/14

This is the *almost* back page of the local New Times, a weekly publication that reminds me a touch of the erstwhile Chicago 'Time Out' (before they wussed out and went all digital), a splash of the 'Chicago Reader' (before it went all alternative) and a pinch of the old 'Merchandiser' way back home in PA (an old fashioned item in the "penny paper" category).

It is *officially* the personal section.

But, having lived in Florida now for three of its four seasons this year, it strikes me that it could DOUBLE as the missing persons section.

Feel free to claim any loved ones that you may recognize who have made their way to this locale.

THE AFOREMENTIONED NEW TIMES:
http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/

THE AFOREMENTIONED MERCHANDISER:
http://www.themerchandiser.com/

ADMITTEDLY, MISSING FOLK ARE NOT FUNNY:
http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/kidnap