May 7, 2014

Random Wordplay for Wednesday 5/7/14

Charlotte's Web:  The Reboot

Used in a sentence:  "I may not be following the news completely heer in Florida, but I think Charlotte now spins her web out of hemp and Wilbur smokes the wacky weed ... aka Charlotte's Web:  The Reboot."

All kidding aside, the state legislature did just adjourn but not before permitting a special type of hemp product that has been shown to reduce grand mal seizures in pediatric patients ...a precursor to the "permit medical marijuana vote" facing the electorate this November.

Look, I've said it before and I'll say it again ... I've got absolutely nothing against stoners.  As a matter of fact, of all the types of druggies, I prefer those whose main side-effects are to inhale snacks, get lost in their own thoughts and giggle a little too easily to the others.  Much better than those tweaked out meth heads likely to blow up their lab or the dramatically manic cokers who are exhausting to be around or the crack whores eager to do anything for a fix.  I say bring on the legalization and let's make some money off the industry ... and, all tongue in cheek aside, let's help those who can benefit from a plant that's been around since our country's founding.

IT'S FOR THE KIDS!:
http://www.tampabay.com/news/health/charlottes-web-medical-marijuana-use-clears-florida-house-panel/2168777

IT HAS BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG TIME:
http://hemphistory.org/

IT'S LIKELY TO PASS THIS FALL ... WHICH MEANS MONEY IS TO BE MADE:
http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2014-04-27/health/os-medical-marijuana-business-20140427_1_florida-medical-marijuana-national-cannabis-industry-association-florida-legislature

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