April 23, 2014

Random Wordplay for Wednesday 4/23/14

We got a Dick Clark situation over here!

Used in a sentence:  "We got a Dick Clark situation over here!"  (You know, 'cause it is a sentence already, so no additional context or color is needed.)

[Depending on your age or viewing preference ... feel free to swap out Dick Clark with Ryan Seacrest or Carson Daly or the Anderson Cooper/Kathie Griffin combo.]

Bottom line ... new puppy Ozzie (Octavius Julius) can't yet have his snip and chip surgery because he's all John Kruk in the sac.  Here's hoping it's "New Years Eve" in his privates sooner rather than later so the boys are more evenly "matched" in the testosterone department.

ANY DAY NOW!?:
http://www.terrificpets.com/forum/48693.asp

THIS YEAR'S SHOW WILL BE ON DECEMBER 31st ... IS IT EVER *NOT*?:
http://www.dickclark.com/shows/dick-clarks-new-years-rockin-eve-with-ryan-seacrest/

OZZIE (AND KRUK) ARE NOT ALONE:
http://www.asylum.com/2009/05/19/10-famous-men-with-only-one-ball/



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