50 Things I'll Miss About Chicago -->
Thing 34:
Fighting through the crowds of drunken girls outside of the bar on the corner at the end of my street.
There's a unique establishment between where I live and my favorite 7-11 (take a closer look at the picture to start to piece together what makes it so unique) that attracts what seems like every bachelorette party in Chicago, and sometimes these drunken girls block the sidewalk (most of the time, they are happy ... some of the time, they are vomiting). My revenge ... I like to walk past them and say, "oh look ... some of the performers are on break", which shocks the occasional bride to be and her friends (if you're following me).
COUNTER: I don't know ... someone tell me ... are there drunk bachelorettes in Florida? Or drunk boys who dress like girls there? And will they be hanging out a few blocks from where I live? Stay tuned ...
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