Random Thought for Thursday 11/7/13

[It's time to revive an occasional series I haven't touched since September 2010 ... my Distracted Driving series ... which basically speaks to the fact that, when on long long drives (as I was in the past fortnight), my mind tends to wander.]

As seen whilst driving on I70 (or was it I65?) in Ohio (or maybe Indiana?), signs proclaiming that Jesus is real -- which, I already knew to be true, as, before I switched to working from home, he was the guy who would clean my work office every weeknight (or maybe that guy was named Jose).

Of note, Ohioans and Indianans were also very proud of said Jesus' ability to hold on to his money (which seems like it might be a little racist?), as evidenced by additional signs proclaiming Jesus saves (I guess they are just being encouraging?).

[Of additional and final note, I am aware that there is so much wrong with this status update and that I'll be going to hell because of it.  Btdubs, Ohioans and Indianans also let me know that hell was real too, via these same highway signs, so ... consider me warned.]

TO COUNTERBALANCE MY FACETIOUSNESS, HERE'S A REAL THING:
http://www.signs4jesus.com/

LOVE IT ... COURTESY OF HELL MICHIGAN ... HELL FREEZING OVER:
http://www.signs4jesus.com/

OK KIDS ... DISTRACTED DRIVING IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER:
http://www.distraction.gov/