March 20, 2013

Random Wordplay for Wednesday 3/20/13

Meat Thieves.

Used in a sentence:  "Must be a sign of the times, but now I have to add Meat Thieves to the current trend of Copper Thieves and Fake Real Hair Thieves when it comes to crime-watching."

Lock your freezers!

I've come to learn that copper is so desired that criminals will steal the grounding from the electric poles in the back alley (I learned that when I fought with ATandT over the constant interruption that happened to my internet every time the elevated train went by) ... and that fake real hair is apparently super expensive if sold on the black market (pun pretty much definitely intended) ... but now high priced cuts of meat are frequently targeted items (see more at the link below).

Oh if only these darn recessionary times were over already.

(Note:  An apology in advance if the image above is obscene in anyway.  I think that might have been the intent of the "artist".)

TEE-HEE ... OPERATION MEAT LOCKER:
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2011-08-06-meat-thieves-restaurants_n.htm

TEE-HEE ... HIDE YO' WEAVE:
http://www.clutchmagonline.com/2011/05/hide-yo-weave-human-hair-extension-theft-on-the-rise/

NOT A TEE-HEE ... ILLINOIS IS IN THE TOP FIVE:
http://www.insurancenetworking.com/news/insurance-claims-copper-theft-technology-30033-1.html


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