100 Things I've Always Wanted To Say But Never Did And Now Maybe Should Since The World Might Be Ending -->
Thing 42:
File this under confessions ... but I talk to animals. I mean I don't think I'm Dr. Doolittle or anything and I know they don't talk back (kind of -- I've met a cat or two along the way that could vocalize ... and Demon used to always be saying something) ... Anyway -- it's just that after all this time with all these pets, it's second nature. Of course, what with my countdown to the Mayan apocalypse and all (which stands at 42 days), I don't need to help anyone come to the conclusion that I'm a little "touched" (as they say), so to the guy who was driving down the alley today and caught me say "Hey Squirrel" to the squirrel that was in the trash can and surprised me as I was taking out the trash, and to the lady on the other side of the street that heard me say "little doggie, you are always on the porch when I walk by" when I was on my way home from getting most of my hairs cut tonight and walked past the house that always seemed to have a little doggie just sitting on the porch, please know I'm not (yet) certifiable or commit-able. I'm just not used to being in public and didn't think to apply the filter. Oops!
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