[Look, I'm going to end this Theme Week:My Kind of SportsCenter with a bang ... you choose the post that matches your taste level. Know in advance that they are all legitimate news stories from recent sports sections.]
RATED PG -- Tossing Waffles
Used in a sentence: "How do folks north of the border protest their teams' poor performance -- by tossing waffles on to the hockey rink (Canadians are so happily non-violent)!"
RATED PG-13 -- Butt Drag
Used in a sentence: "It went all the way to mediation, but the high school student accused of sexual assault (he inserted his finger into his opponent's rectum during the wrestling match) is using the defense that it was a legitimate wrestling move -- known as the "butt drag".
RATED R -- Standsoftinger or Laydownhardinger
Used in a sentence: "Poor 6'8" German Christian Standhardinger's future in LaSalle basketball ended before it began due to a late night public sex romp in a park (how very European) --it might have all gone unnoticed if his name would have been Standsoftinger or Laydownhardinger!"
RATED PG:
http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/Maple+Leafs+waffle+thrower+charged/4015162/story.html
RATED PG-13:
http://www.fresnobee.com/2011/01/20/2241009/wrestlers-meet-in-mediation.html#
RATED R:
http://deadspin.com/#!5737924/necking-in-a-car-can-ruin-your-transfer
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